my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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