we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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