I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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