So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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