I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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