god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
People in love make me want to vomit
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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