your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And then he peed in my hair
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