I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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