Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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