I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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