i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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