I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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