It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
