tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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