Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
PS: I just woke up from my shower
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
