I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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