Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
