Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize