I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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