In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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