We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Are these your boobs on my camera?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
