Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she smelled like a LAN party
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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