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(248): View more from Michigan

i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein

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(303): View more from Colorado

other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do

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(847): View more from Illinois

better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was

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(213): View more from California

I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

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