It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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