rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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