why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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