Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
