I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
