sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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