she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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