Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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