She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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