At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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