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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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