You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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