I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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