I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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