I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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