Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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