I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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