I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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