I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
50% drunk capacity currently
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
you made out with another girl for some wings
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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