Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Randomize
