i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
im holly from the hills drunk
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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