Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
