You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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