I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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