Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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