okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
