see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize