If that was your dad, he is hot
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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