So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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