Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize