I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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