shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish i was in the wii world.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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