Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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