whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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