Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Randomize
